nerd camp

Ok, as many of you know, nerd camp is my life, and this year, I had the priviledge of fulfilling my lifelong (er, um, year long) dream of going attending nerd camp in california - a combination of my 2 favorite places in the world. So yeah, I did that and it kicked ass and here are a few of the funny quotes that were produced over that 3 week period:

"I'm a lesbian trapped in a guy's body." - harrison the "two-spirit," my roommate's stalker ex

"If you eat 10 almonds a day, you won't get cancer!" - random girl

"OMG I'M FLOWING!" - girl at movie night who apparently had her period

"I am song! Song is me!" - girl in scary video about delta's new song airline

"omg that's so song!" - more of the same

"I hope you become a ham!" (what Sho thought her friend said - actually "I poke you because I can")
"But that's not even Kosher!" - Sho, my awesome roomy

"Only at CTY do rubix cubes get chicks and prose comes before hos" - written in chalk on the sidewalk in front of my dorm - I love nerd camp

"I'm not the brightest tool in the shed" - Sho and Kathryn

"Embargo spelled backwards is 'O grab me'" - Sho...I think

"Horn if you're honky!" - on some guy's shirt

"I am Chezare." - something in Kathryn's paper that we misheard

"How many dead bodies can you fit in a basement? 3." - Erica, talking about some kind of creepy logic puzzles...

"I'm psycho!" - Sho, meaning "psychic"